Reality is frequently inaccurate...

British, 17, slowing letting fandoms ruin my life...

So this is a complete mess of fandoms and anything that makes me smile :)

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

(via pazrascon)

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

(via frecklesrex)

I know that the thing under my bed doesn’t exist. But I also know that if I keep my feet under the blanket, it won’t grab my ankle.

—Stephen King  (via beurn)

(via cosimv)

  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

(Source: dramaticleaves, via cosimv)